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Jerry Seinfeld

Data urodzenia: 29. Kwiecień 1954

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Jerry Seinfeld – amerykański satyryk i aktor kabaretowy .

Współtwórca sitcomu Kroniki Seinfelda, który w latach 90. był emitowany przez telewizję Canal+. Współproducent i współscenarzysta Filmu o pszczołach z 2007.

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Cytaty Jerry Seinfeld

„Czy ktoś mógłby mi wyjaśnić, dla kogo właściwie są wywieszki „Psom wstęp wzbroniony. Nie dotyczy psów przewodników”? Dla psa czy niewidomego?“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

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„If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„The biggest laugh has to come at the end .“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: The biggest laugh has to come at the end. Quoted in a video interview for The New York Times Magazine YouTube channel (20 December 2012)

„Economy is essential to all good fart .“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: Economy is essential to all good fart. As quoted in radio interview http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15771045 with Dave Davies, "Fresh Air", NPR (30 October 2007)

„The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later, and Larry and I to this day are surprised that it caught on as a way that people describe the show, because to us it's the opposite of that. Statement about the show Seinfeld, in "Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer." at Reddit (6 January 2014) https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceitvvp

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„A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

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