Bill Watterson: Cytaty po angielsku
“People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.”
Bill Watterson Calvin and Hobbes
Źródło: Calvin and Hobbes
“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”
Źródło: There's Treasure Everywhere
“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”
Źródło: There's Treasure Everywhere: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.”
Źródło: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.”
20 Jun 90
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
Źródło: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Bill Watterson Calvin and Hobbes
Źródło: Calvin and Hobbes
“I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
-Calvin”
19 Jan 91
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
Źródło: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin”
Źródło: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
“You can present the material, but you can't make me care.”
Źródło: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.”
Źródło: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.”
Źródło: The Days Are Just Packed
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Źródło: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Bill Watterson Calvin and Hobbes
There's Treasure Everywhere
Wariant: Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
Źródło: Calvin and Hobbes
“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
“It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy… Let's go exploring!”
Źródło: It's a Magical World: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?”
Bill Watterson Calvin and Hobbes
Źródło: Calvin and Hobbes
“Calvin: But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
p99”
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Źródło: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury